C-Mall

[cvasquez]

Anyone looking would find a new room added to The Archive. Inside sat a tired-looking man in blue pajamas. You've heard he's a a God but... he doesn't look like any god you've seen before. He sits at a table covered with random knick-knacks and doodads. There's a list of prices and services next to him. He looks at you and smiles as you walk in the room.

There's a new sign on the stand that reads, "DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE C-MALL WITH ANYONE OUTSIDE OF THIS TEAM"

SERVICES AVAILABLE:
Being in the multiverse as long as I've been, you get pick up a thing or two. I figured I may as well use my extensive experience to help you guys in your travels a bit. Everything here has a very variable price depending on your specific request unless otherwise stated. It might even be free if I like ya enough.

Alchemiter - A miracle of magi-science. This bad boy lets you combine any two items... for a price (money). Not a lot of control on what comes out though... The price for combining items is typically 2(x+y). You can combine more than two items, but it will get exponentially more expensive at a point. The result is going to be up to the DM. More... weird combinations may be subject to a Luck roll. There is a 20% surcharge for using this alchemiter. Don't like it? Buy your own!

Repairs - Ever find yourself in possession of somethin' broken? Fortunately you got yourself your very own tech wiz, right here! Bring me something broken and I'll take a look at it. I might need some specialty parts to make it happen though. Keep in mind that while my skills are pretty sick, there are some things I won't be able to fix. Specifically things in relation to another BOP. I might know a guy if you're lucky though...

Equipment Forging - Find any cool materials out in the field you think could make something special? Bring 'em here and we'll take a peek, see what we can do. Keep in mind I'm not a blacksmith, the equipment I make is a lot more technologically advanced than a sharp stick of metal. Find some divine metal and want a high-powered god-slaying sniper rifle? Come on down! I could probably make you a divine sword TOO, but it isn't gonna be as good as a strict God of Blacksmithing.

Homeward Bound - Everyone has some kind of unfinished business back home. ONCE per person, I'll go home with you and we can clean up whatever your unfinished business is. Just want one more day with your family before you're strong enough to go back for good? Want to see how things have changed while you've been gone? Hell, want to take your family entirely into The Archive with you? Come with me and we'll face the past together. Maybe one day when you can open the portal yourself, we'll go back together and clean up all your dirty laundry for good. (Please note I am not going to let you fix all of your personal character arcs in literally one mission. Where's the fun in that? If anything, I'm gonna make more problems for you to deal with!)

Homestead Building - Depending on what you want, it may cost you, but I'll carve you out your own little slice of heaven somewhere on the planet. It's basically uninhabited with intelligent life, so we got options. Want some custom furniture that isn't on the approved real estate list? We can work on that too. If you have access (and permission for a plot of land, I'm not gonna place a house in the middle of Central Park for you) to another universe you want your house to be built, I can do that too.

SUPER HACK (1 Trillion Pages) - I can't advertise what this one does without The Archive getting wise. Trust me when I say, it'll be worth it. Keep this is mind when you start makin' hella big bucks. Just don't mention my name if anyone asks you about it.

Genetic Reshuffle (100,000) - Have a power from a weird mutagenic syringe that you just don't quite vibe with? Want another shot at getting something cooler than "Milk Manipulation"? Come on down and let me use my weird divine machines to rearrange your genetic code! Absolutely no side effects [CITATION NEEDED]! This can only be used ONCE per superpower source (Meaning you can only use this once per metaserum, for example).

Superpower Smithing - Have a power from a weird mutagenic syringe that you kinda vibe with but not totally vibe with? Want to make "Milk Manipulation" as cool as humanly possible? Come ond down and let me use my weird divine machine to rearrange your genetic code! It's completely safe [CITATION NEEDED] and actually good for you [CITATION NEEDED]! Using this you modify some aspects of a given superpower you've received. Say you have Milk Manipulation. For some examples as to modifications you could make, you could change it to Milk Magic and change its energy type from psionics to mana. You could expand the scope of the ability and turn it into Dairy Manipulation, or you could even narrow it to be just Chocolate Milk Manipulation (The more narrow in scope an ability is, the finer and more powerful your control of it tends to be!). Unsure if what you want is possible? Feel free to ask! Please note that prices for this will be fairly expensive. For example, switching a power's energy source will be somewhere around 250,000 pages.

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ITEMS CURRENTLY FOR SALE:

I've got all these high-powered magical items and they're just kinda collecting dust. I figured you guys might want some of 'em.

Perfected Metaserum (2,500,000) - You can't buy these bad boys anywhere else, secret recipe! Unlike a regular random meta-serum, this lets you CHOOSE your superpower! The only downside is you can't take any more meta-serums after this one.

Breeze Buck (10,000) - I just woke up one day and found a bunch of these on my nightstand. If you buy one, you can use it to try and beseech the breeze. Could save your life if you're lucky!

Armament (50,000) - Ever wanted to put say, a nuke and a scythe together and see what happens? Now you can! This guy can combine any two weapons into... something. The only limit is your imagination. A little pricy to make, but the possibilities are worth it. It can even level up the more you use it!

Ability Learning Bed (350,000) - Incredibly pricy but incredibly powerful. As long as you have this bed in your home, once a week you'll gain a random universal.

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TECH-TOTEMS:
I've been cooking up a couple of these totems that perform different rituals and spells. Here's what I've got so far. Most of these are free unless otherwise stated.

Tech-Totem of the Unedited Story - Be the master of your own destiny! Reset your entire character and walk The Path of The Unedited Story. You may keep ONE ability and ONE piece of equipment.

Tech-Totem of The Edited Story - I don't wanna die! Remove your Unedited Path and restart at level 0 with the ability to earn classes and be revived upon death again.

Tech-Totem of Sealing - If you're really sure about who you wanna be... Return yourself to your starting race. NOTHING can ever change your race ever again. This cannot be undone.

Tech-Totem of - No clue what this one does. If you're brave, take a shot at it...

Tech-Totem of BOP Protection - The forces of the multiverse can be really scary, protect yourself. You cannot receive any boons of any kind, any kind of aspect power, or anything related to any being of power ever again, and lose any current affiliation (up to a point...). This CANNOT be undone.

Tech-Totem of Prestige - Are you finding your power level stalling out and looking for a new way to get stronger? Do you maybe want a new beginning and the excitment of rising through the levels once more? Then this is the totem for you! Once you've hit level 30, you can use this totem to reset your level back to 0, losing any benefits you get from your levels (you'll keep your universals, traits, and inventory however). In exchange for this, you'll now receive six race points per level instead of three, as well a permanent class point for every 10 levels sacrificed! These class points persist through resets! In addition, you'll gain access to a special currency called "Prestige Tokens" or PT. For every level sacrificed, you'll gain 1 PT that can be spent in a special Prestige Shop for unique bonuses! Upon reset, you have the choice to either reset to your two starting racials or to have two blank racial ability slots. If you are not your starting race, you may have your first two obtained non-true racial abilities or two blank racial ability slots.

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Prestige Shop
Rich and Famous (25 PT) - Money tends to come easily to you. You gain a permanent 1.5x multiplier to all pages gained!
Talented (10 PT) - The experience you've gained has helped you learn things a bit faster than the competition. You gain a permanent +5 to performance checks. You may purchase this perk up to three times!
Spiritual Fashion (25 PT) - Forge your sacrificed experience into a piece of radical soulbound equipment just for you! Guaranteed to alwaya look fabulous on you. This item will give +4 to two stats of your choice and +3 to all others, as well as a unique ability specially aligned with your character's unique essence! The item may take any form of your choosing upon purchase. You are not limited in the number of times you may purchase this perk.
Resilient Genetics (60 PT) - Drugs tend to work a bit differently on you. Purchasing this perk allows you to use a whole new set of meta-serums, including a new perfected metaserum!
Hard Worker (100 PT) - Hard work deserves to be rewarded. You now gain 2 PT per level sacrificed when prestiging, as well as 2 class points per 10 levels sacrificed.
Super Hack (200 PT) - This is the same thing as the one trillion page purchase on the C-Mall. Still not gonna tell you what it does, but trust me when I say you'll be happy you bought it!
Prestigous Transmutation (50 PT) - Coalesce the power and experience you've sacrificed into a deadly weapon! Purchase this perk for a prestige transform!
Cash Infusion (5 PT) - Unsure what to spend your PT and really need some cash? This will give 25,000 Pages per level sacrificed total throughout all of your prestiges.
Black Card (10 PT) - A card that only the most exclusive Archive agents can use. This card gives you access to the B-Mall, a secret Black Market that carries EVERYTHING the multiverse has to offer with no restrictions. That includes secret one of a kind artifacts, things they don't sell in stores, and even sentient beings. You'll also find that you may find things you're looking for easier than on the A-Mall (Easier luck rolls!). Please note the B-Mall is a closely guarded secret. Don't tell anyone about it and don't purchase anything with it for agents who don't have access to it. They'll know if you do...
Perfect Specimen (70 PT) - You're a perfect example of the peak of your species' performance level. You no longer have any race caps!
The Path of Slightly Unedited Storytelling (30 PT) - You've pulled some strings to get yourself some of those sweet, sweet Stamped benefits without those sweet, sweet Stamped downsides. You are guarenteed to always get one universal from each mission you're a part of.
The Power Of Compound Interest (15 PT) - Make your money work for you! You've made a special deal with The Archive's bank. You now get 5% of your total Page amount as interest every two weeks (Keep track of this! No accepting interest that you missed out on!).